this is a joke atleast untill 5/23/25
Kel has escaped containment.
KEL HAS ESCAPED CONTAIMNENT.
Remember : HERO H - HANDGUN, keep a weapon close
E - EARS, do NOT listen to KEL
R - REJECT, do not accept KEL into your home
O - ORANGE JOE, destroy ALL of the substance in your home, it will only make him stronger.
WARNING : If you experience any of the following; vomiting, stomach pains, bewildered thoughts, loss of control, loss of muscle function, seizures, fainting, blackouts, possession, abduction and have experienced contact, physical or psychological with KEL Report to a staff member IMMEDIATELY