Kel has escaped containment.


KEL HAS ESCAPED CONTAIMNENT.
REMAIN INDOORS.

Remember : HERO H - HANDGUN, keep a weapon close 

E - EARS, do NOT listen to KEL 

R - REJECT, do not accept KEL into your home

 O - ORANGE JOE, destroy ALL of the substance in your home, it will only make him stronger.

WARNING : If you experience any of the following; vomiting, stomach pains, bewildered thoughts, loss of control, loss of muscle function, seizures, fainting, blackouts, possession, abduction and have experienced contact, physical or psychological with KEL Report to a staff member IMMEDIATELY

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this is a joke atleast untill 5/23/25

Is this an update or just shitposting?

Why not both?